It’s Back: The Month of Vintage Underwear

Last year, I got distracted from the Vintage Underwear Challenge.

“You keep saying ‘Vintage Underwear Challenge’ like it’s an actual holiday, instead of something you made up,” said my boyfriend.

I wore the girdles, I made it through November, and I posted about it…not so much. Not this year, my friends. This year, I’m committed. I’m all in. You are going to see so many unsexy pictures of me in old-timey underthings, you are going to be sick of it.

Along with your regularly scheduled programming, expect information about building a bullet bra, making your own panties, and why I think foundation garments are maybe a little more feminist than we originally thought.

Today’s ensemble, under my clothes includes

The leggings are not part of the ensemble. They are part of the photograph, you creepers.

Girdle–The mysterious, got it in a swap, maybe it’s from France (or Canada) probably from the fifties, PINK girdle
Bra–Long line, bullet cups, hooks in the front, has the strongest elastic waistband known to woman.
Knee socks—I haven’t the heart for stockings today, guys. Soon.

On the off chance that you want to join the challenge (experiment with old-timey underthings everyday in November!), I’m using the highly inventive hashtag: #MonthofVintageUnderwear. I’d love to see what you’re wearing, and hear your thoughts about it.

Victory Garden: Successes, Failures and Mysteries

Things are happening in my little garden!

Successful Things:

Kale and chard look like actual plants.
Beets and carrots are visible and growing.
Peas are trying to take over the world.
Those onions I didn’t plant are huge.
The strawberry has leetle teensy green berries.
Green beans are popping right up, except for the one that got crunched by some creature.

Unsuccessful Things:

My pepper and eggplant seedlings were not strong enough to make it. They were replaced by hardy plants from the garden center, same varieties.

Remains to be Seen:

My tomato seedlings are hanging in there, but may not be strong enough, either. In the event of their demise, I’ll replace them with Brandywine seedlings from the garden center.

My cucumbers just don’t know what they want to do with their lives.

Lately: A Round-up of Projects

Spring is here, and summer is just around the bend, and I am feeling it!

Excitement
Freshness
Allergic to every single thing
Happy about wearing dresses

I’m planning plans, and planting plots, and everything feels possible, except when my eyes are running from all this damnable pollen.

I read a lot in the vintage and domestic blogospheres, and so, I bring you some of the things that have piqued my interest lately.

Things I’ve Been Doing Recently

I am currently fascinated by making things at home. I’m baking whole wheat bread regularly, I’m making almond butter in the food processor, I have had soy yogurt success. There is something deeply satisfying about eating a slice of bread with my own jam or almond butter on it. “Look, from these raw ingredients, I have wrought sustenance!” I explained to B the other day.

I’ve also been sewing a lot more. I’m finishing up two pairs of the Smooth Sailing trousers from Wearing History, and I made a pair of shorts from the same pattern–though I hemmed them much higher than is period appropriate. The pattern was great to work with, and I think they’re cute as pie. Pictures are forthcoming.

We went on a massive decluttering mission in April, sparked by my reading The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up. We were able to get rid of all of our plastic storage drawers, some small shelves, and most importantly, our loft bed, which did double-duty as a closet underneath. Our home feels so much more peaceful and airy.

Oh, and I got my ears re-pierced because my old piercings had closed up, and were never that great to start with. This only relates to vintage or domestic matters because wearing a cardigan and capri pants to your neighborhood tattoo shop feels equally square and badass. At least until you get blood on your cardigan.

Things I’m Plotting

Delicious Things:

My plan this year is to make smaller batches of more kinds of jam. We have no need for 12 jars of any one kind, and really, we probably don’t need more than 15 jars total for our household.

This Strawberry Balsamic recipe is definitely happening. It is exactly the kind of thing I will find scrumptious and fancy, and my partner will find a ruination of perfectly good strawberry jam. So I will also make regular strawberry jam. (“With enough sugar?” he asks. “FINE,” I grumble.)

I’ve never met a pickle I didn’t like, and these cauliflower pickles are on my list.

Vintage-y Things

I’m going to make this Bullet Bra. Every time I start talking about making my own underwear, B expresses concern that this has all gone too far. “I’ll buy you some underwear,” he offers. NOT THE POINT, B.

My victory garden experiment continues! Tomatoes, eggplants, and peppers go in the ground this very weekend!

Lately I’m Reading…

Dubliners, by James Joyce. A series of vignettes of turn of the century Dublin, with some writing that’s real pretty.

Make the Bread, Buy the Butter, by Jennifer Reese. A woman after my own heart, she tries out a lot of DIY cooking to see if it’s worth the hassle. I love the experiments, but the best part is the warm, slightly snarky, very funny voice of Jennifer herself. I want to be friends with her! And she had a goat, named Peppermint. I would like to befriend Peppermint as well.

Artisan Vegan Cheese, by Miyoko Schinner. I.E. why I have soy yogurt now, and just bought cheesecloth.

Do you have any plans or projects in the works?

Victory Garden: In the Garden!

Saturday was opening day at the Peterson Garden Project.

photo (1) — “Woman with Onions” sounds like a Renaissance painting.

Saturday was rainy and cold, and still, I was excited.

The day began with a work day. I helped weed around the fence, and place welcome signs in the new gardeners’ plots (including mine!), and weeding and picking up trash around the fence. My plot came with a surprise–onions! Leftover from last year, they’re tall and fragrant and lovely.

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