I used to think bullet bras were just silly, but I’ve kind of changed my tune. You know who hasn’t? My boyfriend.
“Lookit! Look how pointy my breasts are! Ahahahahaha! YES!” I squealed.
He did not reply. He simply looked weary.
“Think how sad you’d be if you were with someone who didn’t get excited about dumb things,” I reminded him.
I exist to bring joy to the people.